Oh those horrible plagues you wouldn't wish upon your worst enemy. Boils, death, raining frogs, lice, locusts and a few more. The divine message was clear: Karma Egypt! What goes around comes around. The sins of slavery and theft resulted in a heavenly, but very gross, assault on Egypt.
By contrast, the water-turning-into-blood plague seems pretty tame. I mean African tribes drink the blood of living herbivores for sustenance. It's no tall cafe latte with sweetener and room for cream, but it could be worse. And in Quebec, it is waaay worse.
The City of Montreal has revealed plans to dump 800,000 liters of raw, untreated sewage into the St Lawrence River. Call it it 200,000 gallons if it floats into America. That's just one major city. That doesn't qualify to be biblical in scope yet. According to the Rebel Media, 100 cities and towns in the province of Quebec intend to follow suit. Give me raining frogs and blood water any day. The Pharaohs in Quebec wish they were back in Egypt.
So, does it qualify as a dirty bomb when this multi million gallon sample of excrement hits America? Whether you would rather be nuked or shit bombed is subjective. There is no easy answer.
The Quebec Pharaohs are in the divine cross hairs for the same reasons the original Pharaohs were. They are thuggish criminals. Way back when Alberta first struck oil, no Canadian company (bank) would help extract it. American interests got our oil flowing. Through a system of transfer payments, which means every province has it's wealth stolen from it, then the federal government decides how much to give back to each province, Alberta has lost hundreds of billions of dollars from it's coffers. Not so coincidentally, the criminals in Quebec have gained just about the same amount as Alberta has lost. Alberta funds everything from roads to the corrupt building industry in Quebec.
In return, Quebecers call us dirty because we clean up the natural occurring mess that is the Alberta tar sands and we send the revenue to Quebec. Bienvenue assholes. Before an assault, it is common practice to malign a victim. A thief calls a person who makes money "greedy" or "selfish." The government calls foreigners who they want to attack, "terrorists" or "drug dealers" or they say the target has aspirations to acquire a nuclear device. The Alberta/Quebec scenario is no different. They are morally superior and the wealth that the Alberta rednecks generate will only be used to put a lift kit on their trucks and to put a quad in the back anyway. The money is best moved from the soviet satellite country to the elites at the politburo. Whoops, got a little off track there.
The chickens have come home to roost. The criminals are getting their super plague. Those who threw stones are getting their glass houses smashed. Feel free to add your own cliche here. Specifically, the people who call Albertans dirty are getting millions of tons of shit dumped on them. They are living in an open sewer much in the same way as the city of London was a few hundred years ago. They bathe in it, do their laundry in it, swim in it and the non-alcoholics even drink it. I can hear the guy at the wedding reception bar now.
"I don't drink, just give me a glass of that healthy shit water." Quebec's huge corporate bottled water industry must be euphoric with glee. Want a drink of clean water? Pony up a few bucks, contract dysentery or go dry. Quebec has created a perfect monopoly on the water supply. When human shit diminishes their own revenue by crushing the energy sector, they will surly use force and fraud to regain the capital.
In a just world, every Quebec school child and employee would stand up at the beginning of their day and recite an oath. "I, my property, my family, my friends, my urban and rural communities are thoroughly covered inside and out with human feces. I promise to never call Albertans or their oil sands dirty again."
I just heard the thud of a Quebecer fall from the moral high ground to that dark, dank place everyone wants to go to when they find themselves deep in shit. I think they had the space to hit terminal velocity. Once again, it is nice to see the criminal Pharaohs punished.
Dennis has been to 35 countries and carried a gun in most of them. He's worked as a soldier, policeman and intelligence operator before and during the Bosnian war. When looking into the abyss, he found that it has several faces and names that can and should be identified. A Henchman's Honor tells the story of his path to discovery and blows the lid off the organization of evil.